2005/03/13
self-serve
So why haven't you guys been posting? You think this blog is going to write itself?
As part of our ongoing effort here at Corporatis Inc to eliminate all employment altogether, we have instituted a "Self-Blog" policy here at gurr8.blogspot.com. It began with our experimental "Self-Serve" program at our gas bars, followed by the wildly successful "Pay-at-the-Pump" feature. Recently, we have continued to expand the job loss with the high-tech "Self-Checkout" system at Loblaws stores. Blog Administrator Justin used this feature today, and found that - although it had its flaws like customer confusion and lack of customer interest in ever returning to Loblaws - it was a wonderful experience. Please feel free to use the Self-Blog feature at your convenience,
and as always here at Corporatis Inc: "Go Screw Yourself".
As part of our ongoing effort here at Corporatis Inc to eliminate all employment altogether, we have instituted a "Self-Blog" policy here at gurr8.blogspot.com. It began with our experimental "Self-Serve" program at our gas bars, followed by the wildly successful "Pay-at-the-Pump" feature. Recently, we have continued to expand the job loss with the high-tech "Self-Checkout" system at Loblaws stores. Blog Administrator Justin used this feature today, and found that - although it had its flaws like customer confusion and lack of customer interest in ever returning to Loblaws - it was a wonderful experience. Please feel free to use the Self-Blog feature at your convenience,
and as always here at Corporatis Inc: "Go Screw Yourself".
# posted by Justin @ 01:20 
