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"Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it."
-Charles Colton

how can you see into my eyes like open doors
leading you down into my core
where i've become so numb
without a soul my spirit sleeping somewhere cold
until you find it there and lead it back home
wake me up inside
call my name and save me from the dark
bid my blood to run
before i come undone
save me from the nothing i've become

now that i know what i'm without
you can't just leave me
breathe into me and make me real
bring me to life

wake me up inside
call my name and save me from the dark
bid my blood to run
before i come undone
save me from the nothing i've become
bring me to life

frozen inside without your touch
without your love darling
only you are the life among the dead

all of this time i can't believe i couldn't see
kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
i've been sleeping a thousand years it seems
got to open my eyes to everything
without a thought without a voice without a soul
don't let me die here
there must be something more
bring me to life

"There is a point beyond which the conduct of judicial officers will bring the administration of justice into disrepute. That point is passed when a Christian printer is ordered to produce business cards and letterhead for an organization that promotes pro-paedophilia essays, is fined $5,000.00 for having refused to do so, and is left with $40,000.00 in legal bills for daring to defend himself."

- Catholic Civil Rights League spokesperson Sean Murphy, commenting on a recent Court of Appeal decision that required printer Scott Brockie to pay legal costs in addition to a fine. [Source: LifeSiteNews.com 04/15/04]

Ok, so it's just teeming out. And I just realized that I left my driver's side window open a few centimetres. So I'm torn between being soaked now or having a damp bum later.
Life is hard.



Still better than snow on the seat

So I hit a new land-speed record (for my car) on the 401 tonight. As I was slowing down on highway 28, I realized how 90kph can at times feel fast and at other times it can feel relatively slow. In fact, many things are relative. The radio, too, sounds too loud as the wind noise reduces. But most importantly, the thing you must remember is that

everything's relative in West Virginia.



Ba-doom Ching!

I dunno if you guys'll find this funny or not....I found it profitable for it's humourous content. ;)


THE HOKEY POKEY
Original Lyrics

Put your left foot in,
Your left foot out,
Your left foot in,
And shake it all about.
You do the hokey pokey
And turn yourself around
That's what it's all about.




THE HOKEY POKEY
Shakespearean Style

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke.
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from heaven's yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.

Courtesy of Mikey's Funnies.

At times life is wicked and I just can’t see the light
A silver lining sometimes isn’t enough
To make some wrongs seem right
Whatever life brings
I’ve been through everything
And now I’m on my knees again

At times life’s unfair and you know it’s plain to see
Hey God I know I’m just a dot in this world
Have you forgot about me?
Whatever life brings
I’ve been through everything
And now I’m on my knees again

Am I hiding in the shadows?
Are we hiding in the shadows?

-Creed

I want to apologize to three billion people. Half the world's population. To the women I ostrasized with my previous post. Please accept my deepest apologetics.

I want to apologize to three billion people. Half the world's population. To the men I ostrasize every day with my amazing car ( http://www.cardomain.com/id/gurr8 ). Please accept my deepest apologetics.





Starsky always had the better car. Always will.

OMG I hate women.



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